DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
MAKE-WORK-FOR-MORONS PROGRAM (MWFMP)
- ARE YOU HOPELESSLY STUPID?
- LACKING IN ANY SKILLS WHATSOEVER?
- GREEDY?LAZY? COWARDLY? SNEAKY? DISHONEST?
- A NATURAL WHORE THAT WOULD SELL OUT ANYONE FOR MONEY?
- EVEN YOUR COUNTRY AND THE CONSTITUTION?
- A NATURAL BULLY, BUT ONLY IF YOU CAN HIDE AMONG 100+ OTHERS?
- DO YOU LACK THE HIGHER HUMAN SENSIBILITIES OF COMPASSION, JUSTICE, FAIRPLAY? ARE YOU A RACIST? A CHAUVINIST PIG? A DEVIANT?
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS A JOB FOR YOU!!!
In order to expand the Police State and undermine democratic rule to trick simple-minded, gullible fools into replacing their American-style Democracy with a totalitarian, Fascist-style government, we need to put thousands upon thousands of completely innocent people upon the fake Terrorist Watch List, so we can bilk the government out of millions of dollars to “watch” them. We do this by making up completely fraudulent accusations and files against them, like they are terrorists, traitors or child molesters, then use corrupt officials (Fusion Centers, FBI, law enforcement) to spread fabricated rumors in their neighborhoods about them, telling neighbors they can earn big bucks under-the-table for helping harass and assault them 24/7 with covert high tech weapons and even kill them. Then we tell them, “don’t worry, it is a government program, so it is legal and you cannot get into any trouble, because, after all, government is a god not to be questioned by mere humans.” We are asked sometimes if this no evidence, no due process, secret (false) accusation kill program is “legal” or “Constitutional”, well, it is if you are ignorant enough to help us trample everyone’s Constitutional Rights!Then you help us destroy the Constitution and we are free from worrying about everyone’s “rights” and those with the best weapons, “win”!
So even though, you have been called unremarkable your entire life, an army of depraved, greedy, easily led sociopaths like you, can do the unimaginable, like millions of termites, you can actually eat away at the very foundations of America by murdering the best and brightest who would challenge the take-down forever of America and with it, the world! So come help us usher in the New World Order of Satanic pedophiles and degenerates and become one of us!
This letter is a parody of DHS by Karen Melton Stewart December, 2017